Here we see the brown bear, one of the largest land-based predators. Brown bears are found across much of northern Eurasia and North America. They typically live in mountainous regions. However, occasionally they are also found on nightclub stages performing standup comedy, as is the case with this bear.
Despite their size, brown bears are extremely fast, able to run up to 30 mph. Lesser known is their skill for ventriloquism and even performing on roller skates.
In winter, bears dig dens in which to hibernate and focus on writing one-liners for the upcoming season.
Brown bears are famously good at catching fish. As it turns out, though, some brown bears get along very well with talking frogs.
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