Actual x-ray footage of creativity in ACTION! Or so we assume. Embrace the beauty of asymmetry, black and white design, florals, and surrealism all in one with the winner of our Asymmetry challenge.

You can buy this t-shirt from threadless.
 

Is rat food covered by your insurance?

OK, Mr. Simms, we have your X-rays back from the lab and I’m pleased to say I have good news. The accident you suffered while juggling on your unicycle drunk, while incredibly stupid, did no severe damage to your brain. You did suffer a grade-one concussion — which is probably nothing new for you — but I see no sign of lesions or traumatic brain injury. And most importantly, your cranial hamster was unhurt.

See, there he is, still chugging away on his hamster wheel. Had he been injured, or even dazed, we might have had to perform an emergency rodentdectomy. That’s a very high-risk procedure and requires a trip to Petco, which isn’t covered by your insurance.

I just hope you appreciate the seriousness of what could have happened. You’re only as good as your hamster, Mr. Simms. You’re a very lucky man. A very stupid, lucky man.

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This will answer some of your childhood suspicions! Puppet Check Up is an illustration of Kermit the Frog getting an X-ray. The graphic shows a hand skeleton inside conforming he’s a puppet. This funny shirt will prove that Kermit isn’t really a frog, he’s just a silly puppet.

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Take ’em down with one hit. The Knock Out Top is a bit looser fitting than the Combat Top, giving you awesome freedom of movement so you can make sure each hit counts. We put ribs on ’em so when peeps see you coming, they know you mean business. Do it once, do it right.
This top is designed to be worn over a crop or sports bra – the mesh is see-through and there is no built-in support.

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