SATURNTABLE
T-shirt design by Francis Minoza and Laurence Minoza
You can buy this t-shirt from threadless.com
 

Her name means noble maiden, and it’s no surprise that her father (Elrond, the elf in the tiara) wouldn’t let Aragorn (rightful King of Gondor) marry her until Aragorn was crowned king of Gondor AND Arnor.

That’s how spesh Arwen is…You’ve gotta be king of TWO countries to be worthy of this chick. And now you can have her on your torso. That’s pretty rad.

Composition: 82% Polyester, 18% LYCRA®
Washing: Please hand wash cool.
Designer: James Lillis
Made in: Australia
Available at blackmilkclothing.com
 

The dog lord Sauron is no match for these courageous cats.
Brought to life through the collaboration between GritFX T-Shirts & saucewear.
Printed on American Apparel 100% Fine Jersey Cotton T-Shirts.

You can buy this t-shirt from saucewear.storenvy.com
 

So one day I was walking through the woods (old woods, really really old) when suddenly a blinding white light made me stop in my tracks and fall to me knees! I cried out in fear, before the light faded and I realised it wasn’t the villain I’d imagined, but a very stylish hot little boss. I said to her “I’m sorry, hot boss, I thought you were…I don’t know, SARUMAN!”

And she said…”I AM Saruman, as he should have been.”
Design by James Lillis.
You can buy this dress from blackmilkclothing.com
 

The most dramatic swimsuit in history. Just check out Gandalf’s expression, that’s real emotion right there.

Composition: 82% Polyester, 18% LYCRA® Caress Lining: 85% Nylon, 15% Elastane
Washing: Please hand wash cool.
Designer: James Lillis
Made in: Australia
You can buy this swimsuit from blackmilkclothing.com