Violence Design by ddjvigo

The Punisher is a fictional character, an antihero that appears in comic books published by Marvel Comics. The character was created by writer Gerry Conway and artists John Romita, Sr., and Ross Andru, with publisher Stan Lee providing the name. The Punisher made his first appearance in The Amazing Spider-Man #129 (cover-dated Feb. 1974).

The Punisher is a vigilante who employs murder, kidnapping, extortion, coercion, threats of violence, and torture in his war on crime. Driven by the deaths of his wife and two children, who were killed by the mob during a shootout in New York City’s Central Park, the Punisher wages a one-man war on the mob and all criminals in general by using all manner of conventional war weaponry. His family’s killers were the first to be slain. A war veteran of the U.S. military, Frank Castle is a master of martial arts, stealth tactics, guerrilla warfare, and a wide variety of weapons.

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Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin’ around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?
Hey, wait, that actually is a cat. And he doesn’t seem too amused. Figures. Don’t you think a cat would make the perfect hard-ass cop? He’d be a police commissioner’s dream, doing everything by the book. Plus he’d be constantly power tripping, twirling his baton, calling everyone “boy,” and making you think you’re going to the clink over some petty jaywalking infraction.

A dog would be too chill to be a cop. He might pull you over for speeding, but then he’d be like, “Look I was young once too — just keep it under 85. Ruff!” But not a cat. No way. It’s in his DNA. You stop laughing right meow!

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