It wont sails the seven seas to you
Cause it didn’t leave my room
But it awaits the hands of someone else…

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So one day I was walking through the woods (old woods, really really old) when suddenly a blinding white light made me stop in my tracks and fall to me knees! I cried out in fear, before the light faded and I realised it wasn’t the villain I’d imagined, but a very stylish hot little boss. I said to her “I’m sorry, hot boss, I thought you were…I don’t know, SARUMAN!”

And she said…”I AM Saruman, as he should have been.”
Design by James Lillis.
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