Who is the king of rock?

He is the King of the Jungle… and the King of Rock. He is known for chasing down zebras… and shaking his hips scandalously. He popularized the shaggy mane… and the leisure cape. He is an apex predator… and a crooner. He is a man eater… and a lady killer.

He is, quite simply, The King!

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Viva la Seventies! You gotta love this classic shot of Elvis and Nixon. What a weird encounter that was. First, Elvis just shows up at the White House door and delivers a hand-written note saying he wants to be made an honorary drug agent or whatever. Then the two of them meet, Elvis gives Nixon a Colt .45 pistol, and they take some really awkward photos together. Strange times!
That’s weird. I don’t seem to remember Nixon wearing a Darth Vader costume at the time. Thought he was just wearing a plain-old suit. Weird. Then again, it was the seventies, and people were doing a lot of weird stuff back then. Maybe everyone just remembers it wrong.
But that is a little strange, no? I mean, s that a normal thing for a president to do? Especially Nixon. That guy had such a stick up his butt. (And had Star Wars even been released yet?) Holy crap, maybe Nixon was Darth Vader the whole time!

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