*SCREAMS INTERNALLY* Knock knock. Who’s there? Anxiety all the time. Wear a design on a tee, tank, or hoody that tells everyone how you feel, even when your face wears an expression that just screams calmness.

You can buy this t-shirt from threadless.

You can buy this t-shirt from threadless.com
 

“Designed during the recession, when keeping calm was the last thing on most people’s minds.”
You can buy this Tee from Threadless
 

Maybe it’s a bird?! Or maybe it’s a hmmm… i don’t know !
T-shirt design by RicoMambo
You can buy this t-shirt from designbyhumans.com
 

Classic, casually cut T-shirt, 100% combed cotton. Softhanded screen print. Limited edition of 500 shirts. Designer comment: People say my cat is a bit weird but i don’t know why? We love radioactive food. T-shirt available at lafraise.com
 

“I’m Fine. No Really, I’ll live. Ok, so maybe not. Whether you want to feign a zombie attack or just get some crazy stares, the I’m Fine shirt will do it for you. And did we mention the best part? The blood wraps around to the back of the shirt! 100% Preshrunk Cotton Heavy Weight T-Shirts (Ash Grey is 99/1 cotton/poly;Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton/poly). Great fit, Great quality.”

And there’s more:

“The I’m Ok T Shirt with Bloody Knife Cuts is here! Startle anyone at the mall by rocking this T shirt… don’t be startled by all the “OMG is he dying?!” stare you’ll get when you wear this bad ass T. Realistic blood splatter makes this shirt super believable. Great for causing a scene or lying on the ground motionless (HA!)”

Want them? Get them at neatshtuff.com:
I’m fine wounded t-shirt
I’m Ok t-shirt knife cuts