If you live for thrills and totally insane stories, then you’ll love ‘American Horror Story’. To celebrate the TV series, we have this black boat neckline t-shirt just for you. The front shows the words “All Monsters Are Human” – too true!

You can buy this t-shirt from emp-online.com
 

This Married With Children t-shirt features an image of Al Bundy wearing his Polk High football uniform. The shirt reads Touchdown Bundy 4 TD’s In A Single Game. This shirt is inspired by Al Bundy’s favorite high school story…the one where he scored four touchdowns at the 1966 Chicago All City Championship Game. Everyone that sees you in this Touchdown Bundy t-shirt will know that you are a fan of Married With Children and everyone’s favorite football hero-turned shoes salesman, Al Bundy. Fun fact: #33 Fullback Al Bundy’s statistics for the Championship Game were 3 carries, 3 yards, 1 reception, 4 touchdowns.

You can buy this t-shirt from 80stees.com
 

Astronaut Flag T-shirt Design by Patrick Zédouard a.k.a. C0y0te7
Hüman / France / Member Since February 2009

The American flag through an astronaut. Le drapeau am.

You can buy this tee from designbyhumans.
 

Oui oui, huh huh! Et bonjour! I am zee French bulldog! I am not like zee English bulldog, non non! English bulldog is — how you say? — big and slow. Zey have big heads and — what is zee word eeeeh — slobbery mouth! Zey eat too many fish and chips, huh huh! Me, I am cute. People, zey all love me.

I am also not like zee — how you say? — American bulldog. American bulldog he spend his whole life working. I am French, vee do not see zee point of the working so much. No no! Vee drink zee wine and eat zee cheese and have the fun!

Some people call me zee “toy bulldog.” HA! “Toy bulldog,” you say? I spit on zis. Could a toy bulldog do zis? You see zat? I blow zee smoke rings in perfect circle.

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